20 Danger!

1. Les Halles gardens at night
2. Heels on cobblestones

3. Metro Anvers for gangs of pickpocketing kids
4. Vélibing on Charles de Gaulle Etoile
5. Boys in short shorts on rue des Archives
6. Soldes at A.P.C.
7. Piss alleyways along the Quais de Seine
8. St Michel crosswalks
9. Window shopping at Pierre Hermé
10.  Swimming in the Canal St Martin
11. Richard Lenoir
12. Your local PMU
13. No Metro stub during the RATP control
14. Leaving out your pack of cigarettes for the public eye
15. Puces St Ouen
16. Pigeons
17. Midnight McDo
18. Protests and CRS at the Sorbonne
19. Supporting Sarkozy
20. Dog deficit

Photo: lolalafon-et-leva.net

Comments

[Christiana Konstantinou]

Bravo! Really makes us realize that us parisians are endangered species..

[susie]

the worst are the "masseurs" in the Les halles gardens, scandale in broad daylight. to be seen to be believed. blondes will definitely have more fun and . Yes, DANGER.

[Chris]

I would love to live in Paris, central.

I've lived in London for 10 years and to be honest it aint that hard, Ive been to harder northern cities.

Any ideas on where would be good for an expat English fellow with good manners and a huge IQ to live and work if you want in Paris?

[Nico]

I just can't believe that smelly armpits and garlic breath has made it out of the top 20.